I am wearing a jacket around the office because I am cold. The sleeves hang slightly down over my hands. While pumping soap in the ladies room this afternoon and wondering why I wasn't getting anything, I neglected to notice that my sleeve had slipped over the nozzle of the dispenser.
Yes, all of the liquid soap was simply pumping down the sleeve of my jacket. Truly, I am one to behold.
|I don't generally support the use of this term as an insult, but since I'm applying it to myself, it's okay.|
EDIT: On the plus side, the smell of this soap mixed with the smell of perfume is absolutely delicious.